Now, pay for what we should be giving you free!

"Our airports are hopelessly inadequate. We are trying to provide an array of facilities for tourists to ensure that they have a pleasant experience in India," says India's Tourism Minister, Renuka Choudhury.

So, instead of getting airport staff to work and provide services that they draw their salaries for, the foreign traveller to India will have to pay to get "service with a smile" at Indian airports.

It happens only in India, as the song goes.